kaitlyn z.c.

here lies whatever tickles my fancy

Warning: Many of the reviews below contain some minor spoilers. Read at your own risk.

Reading Stats for January to June 2025

  • Total Books Read: 17 (let’s gooo!!)
  • Reading Mediums: 16.5 physical books, 0.5 audiobook (explanation in book review below) (can you tell I prefer to read physical books)
  • Books Owned vs. Borrowed: 8.5 books owned, 2 books borrowed from friends/family, 6.5 books borrowed from library

The Seven Year Slip by Ashley Poston

The Seven Year Slip

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Sometimes, the worst day of your life happens, and you have to figure out how to live after it.

So Clementine forms a plan to keep her heart safe: work hard, find someone decent to love, and try to remember to chase the moon. The last one is silly and obviously metaphorical, but her aunt always told her that you needed at least one big dream to keep going. And for the last year, that plan has gone off without a hitch. Mostly. The love part is hard because she doesn’t want to get too close to anyone — she isn’t sure her heart can take it.

And then she finds a strange man standing in the kitchen of her late aunt’s apartment. A man with kind eyes and a Southern drawl and a taste for lemon pies. The kind of man that, before it all, she would’ve fallen head-over-heels for. And she might again.

Except, he exists in the past. Seven years ago, to be exact. And she, quite literally, lives seven years in his future.

Her aunt always said the apartment was a pinch in time, a place where moments blended together like watercolors. And Clementine knows that if she lets her heart fall, she’ll be doomed.

After all, love is never a matter of time — but a matter of timing.

My Thoughts: I picked up this book after being recommended Ashley Poston by the ever-lovely Elisa. I ended up binge-reading all of Ashley Poston’s popular titles, and out of all the ones I read, this one quickly became my favourite.

I’m a big fan of Poston’s approach to magical realism in her stories — they feel cozy, beautifully written and heartwarming without leaning into being too unrealistic. I always love a charming, modern, magical world like this, à la Practical Magic (1998).

I loved the main characters, Clementine and Iwan. They were, in my opinion, perfectly written rom-com characters — quirky without being annoying, charming without being eye-roll-inducing, with believable chemistry between them that made me understand why they’d be into each other. And, most importantly, why they’d be friends (Reader, take note: any and every good romance can be judged by the single question — romantic feelings aside, are they good friends?).

I fell in love with Iwan right alongside Clementine, he’s like the Platonic ideal of a good rom-com’s love interest. The way they fall in love with each other despite living in different times (he’s 7 years in the past from her), and her determination as she sets out to find him in her present… god, I love romance.

Romance aside, I loved how this book wasn’t afraid to go past the surface level that a typical rom-com would skate on. The story focuses on Clementine’s journey of self-discovery first and foremost, and it does it so well. We explore her journey of self-discovery through her friendships, her passions, her mistakes, and her grief.

I think the way this book handles grief was what made it a 4.5 / 5 for me. Grief is universal. This book took me on an unexpectedly reflective and meaningful journey through the universal experience of loss, and the resilience you need to find to navigate the grief in the aftermath. Instead of encountering grief as an obstacle that is overcome once and then forever defeated, Poston explores Clementine’s grief over her aunt’s death as integral to her life story and self-discovery. It felt respectful, it felt real, I loved it.

If you’re looking for a romance that dives a bit deeper than your typical rom-com, I highly recommend this book.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

A Novel Love Story by Ashley Poston

A Novel Love Story

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Eileen Merriweather loves to get lost in a good happily-ever-after. The fictional kind, anyway. Because at least imaginary men don’t leave you at the altar. She feels safe in a book. At home. Which might be why she’s so set on going to her annual book club retreat this year — she needs good friends, cheap wine, and grand romantic gestures — no matter what.

But when her car unexpectedly breaks down on the way, she finds herself stranded in a quaint town that feels like it’s right out of a novel…

Because it is.

This place can’t be real, and yet… she’s here, in Eloraton, the town of her favorite romance series, where the candy store’s honey taffy is always sweet, the local bar’s burgers are always a little burnt, and rain always comes in the afternoon. It feels like home. It’s perfect — and perfectly frozen, trapped in the late author’s last unfinished story.

Elsy is sure that’s why she must be here: to help bring the town to its storybook ending.

Except there is a character in Eloraton that she can’t place — a grumpy bookstore owner with mint-green eyes, an irritatingly sexy mouth and impeccable taste in novels. And he does not want her finishing this book.

Which is a problem because Elsy is beginning to think the town’s happily-ever-after might just be intertwined with her own.

My Thoughts: This book was such a love letter to book lovers, I couldn’t help but smile while reading it. The way Poston writes about the joy of reading and having a love for books was ridiculously sweet and heartwarming, it just makes you want to curl up on your couch with a good book and mug of tea and honey.

Don’t get me wrong, this book is full of romance cliches. I mean, the entire plot is about a reader magically stumbling into the small town where all of her favourite romance books are set, what do you expect? But despite the cliches and cheesiness, this was just a fun read.

While this book wasn’t anything groundbreaking, it was cozy and cute and fun. What happened to having fun?!

If you’re looking to turn your brain off for a second and just enjoy romance for romance’s sake, if you’re just craving some high quality romance cheese, I recommend this book.

My Rating: 4 / 5

Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner

Crying in H Mart

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: The New York Times bestseller from the Grammy-nominated indie rockstar Japanese Breakfast, an unflinching, deeply moving memoir about growing up mixed-race, Korean food, losing her Korean mother, and forging her own identity in the wake of her loss.

In this exquisite story of family, food, grief, and endurance, Michelle Zauner proves herself far more than a dazzling singer, songwriter, and guitarist. With humour and heart, she tells of growing up the only Asian-American kid at her school in Eugene, Oregon; of struggling with her mother’s particular, high expectations of her; of a painful adolescence; of treasured months spent in her grandmother’s tiny apartment in Seoul, where she and her mother would bond, late at night, over heaping plates of food. As she grew up, moving to the east coast for college, finding work in the restaurant industry, performing gigs with her fledgling band — and meeting the man who would become her husband — her Koreanness began to feel ever more distant, even as she found the life she wanted to live.

It was her mother’s diagnosis of terminal pancreatic cancer, when Michelle was twenty-five, that forced a reckoning with her identity and brought her to reclaim the gifts of taste, language, and history her mother had given her.

My Thoughts: I don’t think I ever heaved a sob while reading a book, until I read this book. Good God, man.

This book is, in my opinion, the perfect memoir. Written in a way that I can only describe as “lyrical beauty”, this book broke me down. The raw emotion that Zauner is able to convey in her words truly left me in awe — the quiet devastation, the deep reflection, the sheer wisdom that grows from life experiences — good and bad. She wrote it all so beautifully.

Her reflection on growing up mixed race hit A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME! DEAR GOD! The big emotions of not feeling like you’re “enough” of either side stemming from small moments… Not understanding the language, the deep-seated embarrassment of trying to speak the language with a North American accent, not knowing parts of cultural customs because you were raised outside of it… OUCH! That hurt! A lot!

Then this book comes at you with the double whammy of also being an exploration of Zauner’s troubled relationship with her Korean mother, who died from pancreatic cancer when she was 25 years old. The exact age I was as I read this book. As if it couldn’t hit any harder.

This book takes you through the life story of Zauner and her mother’s relationship in such a vivid, haunting, beautiful way. When her mother’s cancer worsens and the roles steadily reverse as Zauner begins to take care of her mother, Zauner finds comfort in cooking traditional Korean food. I adored the journey of food in this book. Not only was the food written in such a lovely way, it encapsulated every thread of the memoir so well — traditional Korean food was how Zauner felt loved by her mother, how she would try re-connecting with her mother, and how she would try to connect with her own Korean heritage after her mother’s death.

I’m at a loss for words now. This memoir was perfect. Devastating and haunting, this book will leave you in exquisite pain and you will thank it in return. I recommend it to anyone who wants to read a memoir, or a good book in general.

Remember to call your mom.

My Rating: 5 / 5

Rules for a Knight by Ethan Hawke

Rules for a Knight

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned (Noah’s copy)

Official Synopsis: A knight, fearing he may not return from battle, writes a letter to his children in an attempt to leave a record of all he knows. In a series of ruminations on solitude, humility, forgiveness, honesty, courage, grace, pride, and patience, he draws on the ancient teachings of Eastern and Western philosophy, and on the great spiritual and political writings of our time. His intent: to give his children a compass for a journey they will have to make alone, a short guide to what gives life meaning and beauty.

My Thoughts: I needed to pick the broken pieces of myself off the ground after Michelle Zauner’s Crying in H Mart. So I picked up an old favourite book that had the added benefit of being short enough to read within an hour or so.

I first read Rules for a Knight when Noah lent me his copy back in high school. I loved it then, and I love it now.

I am in love with the book’s framing device — it is a knight writing a letter the night before a big battle, where he is almost certainly going to die. Knowing this, he writes out every life lesson he wants to pass on to his children in the form of a letter to them. It is bittersweet, Ethan Hawke’s writing style somehow perfectly conveyed the tone of a loving father not wanting to say goodbye to his children.

Each chapter is titled after a virtue that encompasses the life lesson our fictional knight wants to pass onto his children — and each lesson happens to correlate chronologically with his experiences becoming a squire then knight.

This book is just so sweet. The life lessons aren’t anything new or groundbreaking, but they’re kind reminders that I don’t mind hearing again.

If you’re looking to get out of a reading slump with a quick read, or if you are like me and just love stories about knights, I highly recommend this short read.

My Rating: 5 / 5

The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston

The Dead Romantics

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: Florence Day is the ghostwriter for one of the most prolific romance authors in the industry, and she has a problem — after a terrible breakup, she no longer believes in love. It’s as good as dead.

When her new editor, a too-handsome mountain of a man, won’t give her an extension on her book deadline, Florence prepares to kiss her career goodbye. But then she gets a phone call she never wanted to receive, and she must return home for the first time in a decade to help her family bury her beloved father.

For ten years, she’s run from the town that never understood her, and even though she misses the sound of a warm Southern night and her eccentric, loving family and their funeral parlor, she can’t bring herself to stay. Even with her father gone, it feels like nothing in this town has changed. And she hates it.

Until she finds a ghost standing at the funeral parlor’s front door, just as broad and infuriatingly handsome as ever, and he’s just as confused about why he’s there as she is.

Romance is most certainly dead... but so is her new editor, and his unfinished business will have her second-guessing everything she’s ever known about love stories.

My Thoughts: This book was pretty good, but I can definitely tell that this is one of Poston’s earlier books. Her writing style felt less refined, and she (much to my chagrin) used a lot of millennial slang (“doggo”, “zoom zoom juice” for coffee, etc…………….).

But putting that aside, the story was still cute. While a little predictable, I liked the main characters, and their romance was enjoyable enough to read. The premise itself is definitely this book’s biggest win — she’s a professional ghostwriter who can also talk to ghosts?! And she ends up falling in love with her new book editor… after he dies and becomes a ghost that only she can communicate with?! C’mon, that’s so fun.

Like The Seven Year Slip, this book tackles grief as Florence deals with the death of her beloved father. The grief plotline was definitely one of the more interesting parts of this book, and I can definitely see how this book’s exploration of grief was almost like a warm-up for the way Poston handles it in The Seven Year Slip. While it wasn’t bad at all, I found myself feeling not as emotionally invested as the writing style bogged it down.

This book was good; however, it didn’t capture my attention or my heart in the same way Poston’s other books did.

My Rating: 3 / 5

Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood

Love, Theoretically

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: The many lives of theoretical physicist Elsie Hannaway have finally caught up with her. By day, she’s an adjunct professor, toiling away at grading labs and teaching thermodynamics in the hopes of landing tenure. By other day, Elsie makes up for her non-existent paycheck by offering her services as a fake girlfriend, tapping into her expertly honed people pleasing skills to embody whichever version of herself the client needs.

Honestly, it’s a pretty sweet gig — until her carefully constructed Elsie-verse comes crashing down. Because Jack Smith, the annoyingly attractive and broody older brother of her favorite client, turns out to be the cold-hearted experimental physicist who ruined her mentor’s career and undermined the reputation of theorists everywhere. And that same Jack who now sits on the hiring committee at MIT, right between Elsie and her dream job.

Elsie is prepared for an all-out war of scholarly sabotage but…those long, penetrating looks? Not having to be anything other than her true self when she’s with him? Will falling into an experimentalist’s orbit finally tempt her to put her most guarded theories on love into practice?

My Thoughts: Well, well, well. Ali Hazelwood, we meet again!

Reader, you may remember from my previous Reading Round-Up my supposed beef with Ali Hazelwood. Well, you may be shocked (yet pleased?) to hear that I’m… just kinda okay with Ali Hazelwood now. Yeah, her writing isn’t anything to write home about, but I will give her this — her writing style is addictive. Her stuff is like romance crack cocaine: It’s not that good for you, but it’ll give you a pretty good high for a minute there, and it’s extremely easy to quickly consume.

While Ali Hazelwood may not be the best romance writer out there, I dare say she may be improving with all of these books she’s churning out. I didn’t totally hate this book like I have with many of her other books. Did I like it? Meh, it was okay.

This book in particular (allegedly one of her best, according to her fans) was just okay. The romance was okay, the characters were okay, the plot was predictable but okay. Just very… okay.

Didn’t love it, didn’t hate it, don’t think I’d recommend it.

My Rating: 2 / 5

Hornblower and the Atropos by C.S. Forester

Hornblower

Reading Medium: Half physical, half audiobook

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned physical copy, borrowed audiobook from library

Official Synopsis: In the wake of a humbling incident aboard a canal boat in the Cotswolds, young Captain Horatio Hornblower arrives in London to take command of the Atropos, a 22-gun sloop barely large enough to require a captain. Her first assignment under Hornblower's command is as flagship for the funeral procession of Lord Nelson.

Soon Atropos is part of the Mediterranean Fleet's harassment of Napoleon, recovering treasure that lies deep in Turkish waters and boldly challenging a Spanish frigate several times her size. At the center of each adventure is Hornblower, Forester's most inspired creation, whose blend of cautious preparation and spirited execution dazzles friend and foe alike.

My Thoughts: I was pleasantly surprised by Hornblower! After receiving my copy from Bennet during our book club’s White Elephant book exchange, I was eager to read it as I’ve always been a fan of historical fiction revolving around life on the sea – pirates, navy officers, etc.

The action is fun and well-written, and outside of the action, I enjoyed reading the small details of Hornblower’s life as he moves his family to London and accepts the command of the Atropos.

The pacing is pretty slow at many points in the book, however, and I found myself feeling like I was waiting for more to happen. I switched to listening to my library’s audiobook version in order to finish the book in time for our book club’s meeting, and I do think listening to the narration (at 1.5x speed, forgive me anti-audiobookers) helped me finish the book on a higher note.

And yes, I did rate this book ever so slightly higher than Dune (3 / 5).

My Rating: 3.5 / 5

Wildfire by Hannah Grace

Wildfire

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: Maple Hills students Russ Callaghan and Aurora Roberts cross paths at a party celebrating the end of the academic year, where a drinking game results in them having a passionate one-night stand. Never one to overstay her welcome (or expect much from a man), Aurora slips away before Russ even has the chance to ask for her full name.

Imagine their surprise when they bump into each other on the first day of the summer camp where they are both counselors, hoping to escape their complicated home lives by spending the summer working. Russ hopes if he gets far enough away from Maple Hills, he can avoid dealing with the repercussions of his father’s gambling addiction, while Aurora is tired of craving attention from everyone around her, and wants to go back to the last place she truly felt at home.

Russ knows breaking the camp’s strict “no staff fraternizing” rule will have him heading back to Maple Hills before the summer is over, but unfortunately for him, Aurora has never been very good at caring about the rules. Will the two learn to peacefully coexist? Or did their one night together start a fire they can’t put out?

My Thoughts: Hannah Grace, author of Icebreaker… We meet again!

When I found out that Hannah Grace was expanding the Icebreaker universe by writing more romance books about every single secondary character’s love stories, my inner hater rejoiced. However, it was like the romance gods (Aphrodite?) were looking out for me and my sanity.

I was relieved to find that I did not hate this book as much as I hated Icebreaker. Was it a good romance book? No, not really. Did every character piss me off as they went through an infuriating and nonsensical plot? Thankfully, no.

I’ll give Hannah Grace some kudos here — I feel like she read her hate comments and roast reviews and actually took some as constructive criticism. Her characters in this book were FAR less infuriating than the main characters of Icebreaker — they were just kind of dumb at times, and that I can live with.

The plot was lackluster and predictable, but not infuriating! Wow! I appreciated Hannah Grace’s obvious effort to give her characters more emotional depth and a deeper chemistry than Icebreaker ’s eye-roll-inducing lack of chemistry. It wasn’t done super well, but I appreciated that the main characters actually took some time on the page to talk about their feelings and talk through their problems instead of just bonin’.

How I feel about this book is equivalent to a teacher seeing a straight-F kid finally get a D-. Not perfect, far from it, but it’s a start.

My Rating: 2 / 5

Daydream by Hannah Grace

Daydreamer

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: When his procrastination lands him in a difficult class with his least favorite professor, Henry Turner knows he’s going to have to work extra hard to survive his junior year of college. And now with his new title of captain for the hockey team — which he didn’t even want — Henry absolutely cannot fail. Enter Halle Jacobs, a fellow junior who finds herself befriended by Henry when he accidentally crashes her book club.

Halle may not have the romantic pursuits of her favorite fictional leads, but she’s an academic superstar, and as soon as she hears about Henry’s problems with his class reading material, she offers to help. Too bad being a private tutor isn’t exactly ideal given her own studies, job, book club, and the novel she’s trying to write. But new experiences are the key to beating her writer’s block, and Henry’s promising to be the one to give them to her.

They just need to stick to their rule book. Oh, and not fall in love.

My Thoughts: Another D- read from Hannah Grace — there was definite improvement from Icebreaker, but still just meh overall.

This book was the definition of no plot, just vibes. It felt like reading a Pinterest board, it gave me the exact same low buzz of entertainment. There were some cute moments that made me grin and go “aw”, as well as some funny moments that made me chuckle, but they were few and far between.

The plot as a whole was EXTREMELY repetitive. It got to the point that I started skimming conversations because they were all the same. Every conversation between the main characters felt like a therapist’s textbook examples on what a healthy relationship should sound like. I was okay with it at first, but it quickly made the main relationship very robotic and bland. No organic chemistry in sight.

On top of that, the main characters (especially the main girl Halle) felt very one-note in even their personal conflicts — they had a problem, they worried about the problem, then the problem was resolved 2 pages later because they talked about it with someone. Rinse and repeat 100 times, and that was the entire book. Overall, the book could have been edited down to be maybe 100-200 pages shorter.

While this book wasn’t perfect, I’ll continue to hold some cautious optimism that Hannah Grace will possibly improve as a romance author.

My Rating: 2 / 5

The Women by Kristin Hannah

The Women

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from Mom

Official Synopsis: Women can be heroes. When twenty-year-old nursing student Frances “Frankie” McGrath hears these words, it is a revelation. Raised in the sun-drenched, idyllic world of Southern California and sheltered by her conservative parents, she has always prided herself on doing the right thing. But in 1965, the world is changing, and she suddenly dares to imagine a different future for herself. When her brother ships out to serve in Vietnam, she joins the Army Nurse Corps and follows his path.

As green and inexperienced as the men sent to Vietnam to fight, Frankie is over-whelmed by the chaos and destruction of war. Each day is a gamble of life and death, hope and betrayal; friendships run deep and can be shattered in an instant. In war, she meets — and becomes one of — the lucky, the brave, the broken, and the lost.

But war is just the beginning for Frankie and her veteran friends. The real battle lies in coming home to a changed and divided America, to angry protesters, and to a country that wants to forget Vietnam.

My Thoughts: This was my first Kristin Hannah book, and I must say, she lives up to the hype. This book was one of my favourite historical fictions that I read this year.

Extremely well-written, even mundane scenes felt vivid and lively. Kristin Hannah just has a way of writing that hits you hard, it’s powerful and harrowing and just so well done. I really enjoyed the overall pacing of the story too, it felt like I was flying through this woman’s life, and I’ve always loved stories that follow a character’s entire life.

I liked the main character Frankie, and her story of growing from her naive and sheltered life. I also loved how Frankie’s friends were written throughout the story — they had very distinct personalities and lives of their own, and I really loved how their friendships were written, during and after the war. They were always there for each other, and it warmed my heart to read.

I think my only gripe with this book was that I didn’t really like Frankie’s love interests, or the fact that every boy Frankie met was inexplicably deeply in love with her out of the blue. It felt a little Mary Sue, but perhaps it was further commentary on how women were treated while working on the warfront.

While the storylines, especially the romantic subplots, were a little predictable — I thoroughly enjoyed this read. I’d recommend this to anyone looking to dip their toe into historical fiction.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

Bad Men by Julie Mae Cohen

Bad Men

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Saffy Huntley-Oliver is an intelligent and glamorous socialite; she also happens to be a proficient serial killer. For the past fifteen years, she's hunted down and dispatched rapists, murderers, domestic abusers — bad men all. But leading a double life has left her lonely — dating’s tough when your boyfriend might turn out to be your next victim. Saffy thinks she's finally found a truly good man in Jonathan Desrosiers, a true-crime podcaster who’s amassed legions of die-hard fans for cracking cold cases and bringing justice to victims­­.

When a decapitated body shows up on Jon's doorstep the morning after his wife leaves him, he becomes the chief suspect for a murder he insists he didn’t commit. Saffy’s crush becomes an obsession as she orchestrates a meet-cute and volunteers to help Jon clear his name, using every trick up her sleeve to find the real killer and get her man — no matter the cost.

My Thoughts: Meh, this book was just alright. I was intrigued by the premise, but the plot was very predictable. I will admit, however, that the writing was just the right level of entertaining that it kept me engaged enough to finish the book.

Every character in this book was pretty cliche, and the “romance” felt incredibly forced. The plot demands romance to happen here, so thus it must happen! Who cares about building chemistry!

As I said, I liked the idea of a “Joe Goldberg from YOU” -esque female serial killer who targets who she considers “bad men”. Like Joe Goldberg, I was intrigued to read her internal thoughts and narration, and how she would justify the murders to herself and potentially others. So why couldn’t the book have focused on that?! Why was the majority of this “feminist” story told from the MMC’s perspective with a predictable whodunnit plot?

I was very much not a fan of the book’s dual narrative between Saffy (our female serial killer with a dumb nickname) and Jonathan (melba toast MMC). I think the book would have actually been much better if we were stuck in Saffy’s head like we were in Joe Goldberg’s head in YOU — we would have been able to get a clearer and deeper picture of Saffy’s character instead of the femme fatale bullshit we saw through Jonathan’s perspective.

A good premise unfortunately victimized by underwhelming execution.

My Rating: 3 / 5

Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide by Rupert Holmes

Murder Your Employer

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college — its location unknown to even those who study there — is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate… and where one’s mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

My Thoughts: Oh, how I adored this book, I feel like I devoured it in one sitting. Such a wonderfully unique and clever and witty story — I was genuinely impressed by how much thought was put into every little detail.

Rupert Holmes is an incredible writer. Famous for penning the famous Piña Colada song (isn’t that wild?!) — I was a big fan of Holmes’ hilarious “dry British humour” style of writing. Ratfic fans, I feel like you’d enjoy this one, considering how clever I found every single character and their actions. I tip my cap to you, Mr. Holmes!

When I finished this book, I was immediately itching to either read its sequel (release date TBD) or just read it from the start again. That’s when you know you’ve found a banger.

I highly recommend this one to anyone who reads.

My Rating: 5 / 5

Great Big Beautiful Life by Emily Henry

GBBL

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Alice Scott is an eternal optimist still dreaming of her big writing break. Hayden Anderson is a Pulitzer-prize winning human thundercloud. And they’re both on balmy Little Crescent Island for the same reason: To write the biography of a woman no one has seen in years — or at least to meet with the octogenarian who claims to be the Margaret Ives. Tragic heiress, former tabloid princess, and daughter of one of the most storied (and scandalous) families of the 20th Century.

When Margaret invites them both for a one-month trial period, after which she’ll choose the person who’ll tell her story, there are three things keeping Alice’s head in the game.

One: Alice genuinely likes people, which means people usually like Alice — and she has a whole month to win the legendary woman over.

Two: She’s ready for this job and the chance to impress her perennially unimpressed family with a Serious Publication.

Three: Hayden Anderson, who should have no reason to be concerned about losing this book, is glowering at her in a shaken-to-the core way that suggests he sees her as competition.

But the problem is, Margaret is only giving each of them pieces of her story. Pieces they can’t swap to put together because of an ironclad NDA and an inconvenient yearning pulsing between them every time they’re in the same room. And it’s becoming abundantly clear that their story — just like the tale Margaret’s spinning — could be a mystery, tragedy, or love ballad… depending on who’s telling it.

My Thoughts: Oh Emily Henry, how I love thee. I digress, I don’t think this book is one of her best. But I loved it all the same. While there were a few things I felt neutral about/mildly disliked, let's talk about what I loved first.

I loved the character of Margaret Ives and the Ives family storyline. I’m a big sucker for stories surrounding the trials and tribulations of fame, especially in old Hollywood, so the story of Margaret Ives was right up my alley. Even though I haven’t read either book yet (perhaps they’ll appear in a future Reading Round-Up soon) — I got the same vibes as Evelyn Hugo/Daisy Jones and the Six with this deep-dive into 20th century salacious fame.

I am, as if it wasn’t already clear, a big fan of Emily Henry’s god-tier writing. I love how she makes her settings feel cozy and alive, I felt like I was right there in that coastal town. I was also a big fan of Alice as a main character — I liked how Emily Henry wrote her as an optimistic and cheery character, without coming off as naive or annoying. I also greatly appreciated how her somewhat-strained relationship with her mom was written, I felt like that sub-plot was written so well.

While I did not love Hayden and Alice’s insta-love beginning, I did enjoy their romance in the second half. I just wish it had burned a bit more slowly, and that we saw them become friends first. I wanted to see them like each other before diving into loving each other, having “oh I like this person” in between “who is this stranger” and “I love this person with my entire being”. Another small critique I have for this book is that I wish we got a bit more of Margaret and her husband Cosmo’s life together — they were supposedly this grand Hollywood love story, but it felt somewhat skimmed through.

Despite these small critiques, I am eager to re-read this one already.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

Deep End by Ali Hazelwood

Deep End

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Official Synopsis: Scarlett Vandermeer is swimming upstream. A Junior at Stanford and a student-athlete who specializes in platform diving, Scarlett prefers to keep her head down, concentrating on getting into med school and on recovering from the injury that almost ended her career. She has no time for relationships — at least, that’s what she tells herself.

Swim captain, world champion, all-around aquatics golden boy, Lukas Blomqvist thrives on discipline. It’s how he wins gold medals and breaks records: complete focus, with every stroke. On the surface, Lukas and Scarlett have nothing in common. Until a well-guarded secret slips out, and everything changes.

So they start an arrangement. And as the pressure leading to the Olympics heats up, so does their relationship. It was supposed to be just a temporary, mutually satisfying fling. But when staying away from Lukas becomes impossible, Scarlett realizes that her heart might be treading into dangerous water...

My Thoughts: Am I high or something? Why are my most hated authors from my last Reading Round-Up not being so hateable with their newer books?

I must speak the truth: I think this book is Ali Hazelwood’s best yet. It’s marginally better than all of her other books I have read thus far.

Funny enough, I think the fact that BDSM was a main theme in this book actually helped the overall plot. There were no annoying miscommunications or unnecessary third act shenanigans, and the main characters actually spoke to each other instead of dumbly seething. I liked how no-nonsense Lukas was as a love interest, and I’ll admit… he had me blushin’.

Scarlett at times was a bit of an annoying character to read with her doormat personality, and there were still so… so many cringy millenial/2013 tumblr jokes. The main plotline was also extremely predictable with the way Penelope, Scarlett’s best friend-turned-main antagonist, kept pushing them together than got mad when… they got together? Because she was jealous after setting up her best friend and ex who she broke up with? Ugh, Penelope was the most annoying character. I don’t know how they forgave her so quickly after she made Scarlett miss receiving her first gold medal with her shenanigans.

The smut had some cringy lines, like Ali Hazelwood’s smut scenes always do, but I admit… they were better, probably her best, when compared to her previous ones. Again, I think the inherent importance of communication in BDSM actually helped her write a better romance.

If you were ever intrigued to read an Ali Hazelwood book, this one would probably be your best bet.

My Rating: 3 / 5

Julie Chan Is Dead by Liann Zhang

Julie Chan Is Dead

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Julie Chan has nothing. Her twin sister has everything. Except a pulse.

Julie Chan, a supermarket cashier with nothing to lose, finds herself thrust into the glamorous yet perilous world of her late twin sister, Chloe VanHuusen, a popular influencer. Separated at a young age, the identical twins were polar opposites and rarely spoke, except for one viral video that Chloe initiated (Finding My Long-Lost Twin And Buying Her A House #EMOTIONAL). When Julie discovers Chloe’s lifeless body under mysterious circumstances, she seizes the chance to live the life she’s always envied.

Transforming into Chloe is easier than expected. Julie effortlessly adopts Chloe’s luxurious influencer life, complete with designer clothes, a meticulous skincare routine, and millions of adoring followers. However, Julie soon realizes that Chloe’s seemingly picture-perfect life was anything but.

Haunted by Chloe’s untimely death and struggling to fit into the privileged influencer circle, Julie faces mounting challenges during a weeklong island retreat with Chloe’s exclusive group of influencer friends. As events spiral out of control, Julie uncovers the sinister forces that may have led to her sister’s demise and realizes she might be the next target.

My Thoughts: A debut novel by a Canadian author, I was very excited to pick this one up. This book is the ultimate reading slump killer — it’s well-written with an incredibly fast-paced story. It was honestly such an addictive read, I couldn’t put it down. The premise was intriguing, and it felt well-executed. The writing was incredible — so good to the point that one scene (the mouse scene, for people who have read it…) actually made me gag and feel genuinely nauseous. I had to pause my reading and sip some water to make the nausea pass, so I could keep reading it. That’s how good it was.

Yes, some characters were a tiny bit flat, but I’ll forgive that for the fact that the story never bored me once.

I would go into more details of what I enjoyed about this book, but I don’t want to completely spoil it. Just trust me, it was such a fun, non-serious, good read.

If you’re looking for a goofy and good dark mystery à la Jennifer’s Body, I highly recommend this one.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid

Atmosphere

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Official Synopsis: Joan Goodwin has been obsessed with the stars for as long as she can remember. Thoughtful and reserved, Joan is content with her life as a professor of physics and astronomy at Rice University and as aunt to her precocious niece, Frances. That is, until she comes across an advertisement seeking the first women scientists to join NASA’s space shuttle program. Suddenly, Joan burns to be one of the few people to go to space.

Selected from a pool of thousands of applicants in the summer of 1980, Joan begins training at Houston’s Johnson Space Center, alongside an exceptional group of fellow candidates: Top Gun pilot Hank Redmond and scientist John Griffin, who are kind and easygoing even when the stakes are highest; mission specialist Lydia Danes, who has worked too hard to play nice; warmhearted Donna Fitzgerald, who is navigating her own secrets; and Vanessa Ford, the magnetic and mysterious aeronautical engineer, who can fix any engine and fly any plane.

As the new astronauts become unlikely friends and prepare for their first flights, Joan finds a passion and a love she never imagined. In this new light, Joan begins to question everything she thinks she knows about her place in the observable universe.

Then, in December of 1984, on mission STS-LR9, it all changes in an instant.

My Thoughts: This was my first Taylor Jenkins Reid book, and I am incredibly eager to read more. This book was amazing.

Great, snappy writing and realistic, well-written characters. I loved Joan and Vanessa’s characters as well as their romance. They had all the staples of a good romance — pining, grand romantic love confessions, and reflections on how being in love changes you. I loved reading about their lives individually and together.

Overall, I loved how the “love story” described in the title ended up being more than a romantic story. The book was filled with stories of platonic love, familial love, and romantic love in Joan’s life — and they were all told so beautifully.

While some part in the middle could have been trimmed down (like the scene where they have a looong “do you believe in God” conversation) — this book was a really good read.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

Problematic Summer Romance by Ali Hazelwood

Problematic Summer Romance

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from my friend Olivia

Official Synopsis: Maya Killgore is twenty-three and still in the process of figuring out her life. Conor Harkness is thirty-eight, and Maya cannot stop thinking about him.

It’s such a cliché, it almost makes her heart implode: older man and younger woman; successful biotech guy and struggling grad student; brother’s best friend and the girl he never even knew existed. As Conor loves to remind her, the power dynamic is too imbalanced. Any relationship between them would be problematic in too many ways to count, and Maya should just get over him. After all, he has made it clear that he wants her gone from his life.

But not everything is as it seems — and clichés sometimes become plot twists.

When Maya’s brother decides to get married in Taormina, she and Conor end up stuck together in a romantic Sicilian villa for over a week. There, on the beautiful Ionian coast, between ancient ruins, delicious foods, and natural caves, Maya realizes that Conor might be hiding something from her. And as the destination wedding begins to erupt out of control, she decides that a summer fling might be just what she needs — even if it’s a problematic one.

My Thoughts: I read this book in like 2 days, Ali Hazelwood really is just romance crack cocaine. How is her writing style so addicting while her plotlines are so bland? I ended this book feeling very meh about it, but somehow I could not put it down while I was reading it?! The Ali Hazelwood effect is crazy.

I do think (perhaps wishful thinking) that Ali Hazelwood’s writing style is beginning to ever so slightly improve. She still has endless cringy millennial humour jokes peppered throughout her writing — there were some lines of dialogue in this one that made me say out loud “no one talks like that!” — but there were also some lines that made me genuinely laugh. So, good for you, Ali Hazelwood.

I admit that this was a banger summer read, it was quick and fluffy and had the best fun Italian vacation vibes. Reading this on a beach would probably be peak. The main romance was also decent — I liked how it started, how their age gap was acknowledged and initially handled, but then it got so repetitive? Why are you suddenly both acting so immature about it, you’re both adults, just talk!

Despite that, I did somewhat enjoy reading this book. I loved the cameos of two other couples from Ali Hazelwood’s other books — I love when authors create their own little universes where all their characters live. On top of that, am I losing my mind or are Ali Hazelwood’s sex scenes getting better? I tip my cap to you, Miss Hazelwood.

My Rating: 2.5 / 5

If you have made it this far, thank you so much for reading my Reading Round-Up. I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you had fun reading it :)

This has been Kaitlyn’s Reading Round-Up, signing off!

Warning: Many of the reviews below contain some minor spoilers. Read at your own risk.

Reading Stats for July to December 2024

  • Total Books Read: 9
  • Reading Mediums: 9 physical books
  • Books Owned vs. Borrowed: 2 books owned, 2 books semi-owned (see individual book reviews for reasons why), 5 books borrowed from library

The Nanny by Lana Ferguson

The Nanny

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Synopsis: After losing her job and being on the brink of eviction, Cassie Evans finds herself with two choices: get a new job (and fast) or fire up her long-untouched OnlyFans account. But there are no jobs to be found, and as for OnlyFans... Well, there are reasons she can’t go back. Just when all hope seems lost, an ad for a live-in nanny position seems the solution to all her problems. It’s almost too perfect — until she meets her would-be employer.

Aiden Reid, executive chef and DILF extraordinaire, is far from the stuffy single dad Cassie was imagining. She is shocked when he tells her she’s the most qualified applicant he’s met in weeks, practically begging her to take the job. The idea of living under the same roof as Aiden feels dangerous, but with no other option, she decides to stay with him and his adorably tenacious daughter, Sophie.

Cassie soon discovers that Aiden is not a stranger at all, but instead someone who is very familiar with her — or at least, her body. She finds herself at a loss for what to do, given that he doesn’t remember her. As their relationship heats to temperatures hotter than any kitchen Aiden has ever worked in, Cassie struggles with telling Aiden the truth, and the more terrifying possibility — losing the best chance at happiness she’s ever had.

My Thoughts: YES, OKAY, FINE! This is another romance book that I finished only to find out that it was originally Reylo fanfiction! Shut up, leave me alone! Reylo fanfic writers are everywhere now in contemporary romance books, they can hardly be avoided by an avid romance reader such as myself!

Anyways...

Yes, I did really like this book. It was extremely cheesy, yes, but sometimes I want that cheese. The Nanny delivered precisely when I was craving some romance cheese.

The characters were sweet, the plot was very predictable but still fun, the MANY sex scenes were... very good. Elisa, I'm warning you now, stay away from this book.

However, this book is not a 5 / 5 for me because it fell victim to the Fanfiction Turned Original Work Flaw: It kept alluding, many times, to characters' pasts without going into much detail. In fanfiction, this is usually a forgivable writing sin. After all, if we're all reading Percy Jackson fanfiction (uh for example), we all already know Percy's past. It doesn't need to be re-explained!

But if you're turning your fanfiction into an original work with “brand new” characters, you kind of need to explain their history if you're going to keep alluding to it. I cannot tell you how many times this book alluded to Cassie's childhood — her absent parents, how she basically raised herself and had to grow up at a terribly young age — without... actually going into any detail beyond mentioning that it happened.

If I try reading this story through the lens of it being Reylo fanfiction, I can kind of get it. Rey's parents weren't around in Star Wars lore, so claiming that Modern AU Rey's parents were just absent parents would be enough in fanfiction. But in an original story with original characters, it isn't enough to just mention that her parents were absent, shitty parents a couple times and assuming that’s enough. This didn't ruin the story for me, but it was a noticeable annoying detail that I couldn't look past.

My Rating: 3.5 / 5

One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig

One Dark Window

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: Elspeth Spindle needs more than luck to stay safe in the eerie, mist-locked kingdom of Blunder — she needs a monster. She calls him the Nightmare, an ancient, mercurial spirit trapped in her head. He protects her. He keeps her secrets.

But nothing comes for free, especially magic.

When Elspeth meets a mysterious highwayman on the forest road, her life takes a drastic turn. Thrust into a world of shadow and deception, she joins a dangerous quest to cure Blunder from the dark magic infecting it. And the highwayman? He just so happens to be the King’s nephew, Captain of the most dangerous men in Blunder... And guilty of high treason.

Together they must gather twelve Providence Cards — the keys to the cure. But as the stakes heighten and their undeniable attraction intensifies, Elspeth is forced to face her darkest secret yet: the Nightmare is slowly taking over her mind. And she might not be able to stop him.

My Thoughts: Now THIS is how you write contemporary romantasy!

Excellent world-building, unique characters, intriguing plot, with a romance subplot that is the cherry on top of a good story rather than being the author’s primary focus.

Also, the only sex scene in this book is a “camera pans over to the fireplace” kind of sex scene, so this book has been deemed Elisa-safe.

I genuinely loved the world-building in this book, particularly the magic system it introduced. Magic being accessible to anyone who holds a Providence Card is such a fresh and unique take on a typical fantasy world’s magic system, it was quite fun to read. The author also skillfully balances explaining the world and its magic system in great detail, while keeping the story moving at a good pace and sprinkling in short re-explanations when needed.

I loved how the author wrote each character, specifically the main character Elpseth. Finally, a romantasy story that doesn’t treat their main female character as helpless, or powerless, or just straight-up stupid. Elpseth reacts to things realistically, and the times she reacts to things in a less-than-ideal way, it’s understandable given the situation/context.

I also adored the way the relationship between Elspeth and her “demon”, Nightmare, was written. The fact that he lives in her head and always gives snide, humorous commentary on what she is experiencing genuinely made me laugh at times, and I loved their dynamic of being stuck with each other and hating that, but at the end of the day, they’ve oddly become dear friends. I adored how Nightmare framed each time he warns Elpseth or does something to protect her as just wanting to protect his host body, but you can tell that he actually has grown quite fond of her in just the way he talks to her — not by him saying “I’ve grown fond of you”. Wow, showing not telling, a true rarity in contemporary romantasy / romance!

The only critique I can give this book is that the beginning is a bit slow, so it takes a while to fully get into the book. But once you’re in, it flies.

Finally, some good fucking food.

My Rating: 4.5 / 5

Two Twisted Crowns by Rachel Gillig

Two Twisted Crowns

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: In this sequel to One Dark Window, Elspeth and Ravyn have gathered most of the twelve Providence Cards, but the last, and most important one remains to be found: The Twin Alders.

If they are going to find it before the Solstice and cure the kingdom of the dark magic infecting it, they will need to journey beyond the dangerous mist-cloaked forest that surrounds their kingdom.

And the only one who can lead them there is the monster that shares Elspeth's head. The Nightmare. And he's not eager to share any longer.

My Thoughts: Thank you, Rachel Gillig, for giving us some actual good romantasy in this dark, dark time of Braindead Booktok Syndrome in contemporary romance/romantasy.

Remember how I said the only critique I could give One Dark Window was that the beginning was a bit slow? Well, this book shows that the author taking her time to introduce and explain the world definitely pays off. In this book, the plot picks up right after the events of the first book, and it hits the ground running. Two Twisted Crowns took everything that was good in One Dark Window, and gave us so much more.

I thoroughly enjoyed losing myself in this story and its world. I really enjoyed how this book continued its alternating-chapter type of narrative where each chapter is written from a different character’s perspective — and I loved the author’s choice of this book’s main voice being Elm, a secondary character from the first book. It was a clever and refreshing way of re-introducing the reader to the world with fresh eyes, while also offering new perspectives on the aftermath of the first book’s events. It also just made sense for the plot, as Elm was leading the charge in this book’s main conflicts.

I don’t know if this is a controversial take, but I enjoyed reading Elm’s perspective more than Ravyn’s (the main male character from the first book). I think that’s just personal bias, as Elm is more My Type – in romantasy/romance, I tend to like the Cocky-Charming-but-with-a-Heart-of-Gold guys like Elm, over the Dark-Mysterious-Brooding-but-Sweet-to-You guys like Ravyn.

Overall, this book was a delightful romantasy treat. I loved the story/plot, the unique world it’s set in, the character arcs, and the overall way the secondary-turned-main characters Elm and Ione were portrayed.

Bravo to Rachel Gillig for writing Ione, a character who is literally cursed to be unable to show her true emotions in the name of remaining ethereally beautiful, in a way that still portrays her as vastly interesting. She somehow reveals her true thoughts and personality underneath the confines of her curse, through cracks in the facade, in a way that I must applaud.

The ending was also perfect. My favourite relationship in this book ended up being not either of the two romantic relationships, but the platonic relationship between Elpseth and Nightmare. This poor girl has lived with this ancient demon in her head since she was a child, and has fought to get rid of him her entire life… But when she finally gets rid of him at the end, why am I crying along with the both of them as they say goodbye?! The way Rachel Gillig wove in Nightmare’s backstory from when he was an actual man in ancient times who turned into a demon, and how he found his way to Elpseth and grew to care for her, was incredible.

Something I didn’t mention in my review for the first book, but bravo again to Rachel Gillig for including all the poems / riddles she wrote for this world. In both books, each chapter begins with an “ancient riddle” or an “ancient poem” relating to what the characters are experiencing, and I loved every single one.

Excellent, excellent, excellent, across the board. If you’re looking for a solid romantasy read, I cannot recommend this duology enough. Rachel Gillig will be joining Emily Henry and Heather Fawcett on my list of authors whose books are an instant buy.

My Rating: 5 / 5

Bride by Ali Hazelwood

Bride

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Synopsis: Misery Lark, the only daughter of the most powerful Vampyre councilman of the Southwest, is an outcast — again. Her days of living in anonymity among the Humans are over: she has been called upon to uphold a historic peacekeeping alliance between the Vampyres and their mortal enemies, the Weres, and she sees little choice but to surrender herself in the exchange — again...

Weres are ruthless and unpredictable, and their Alpha, Lowe Moreland, is no exception. He rules his pack with absolute authority, but not without justice. And, unlike the Vampyre Council, not without feeling. It’s clear from the way he tracks Misery’s every movement that he doesn’t trust her. If only he knew how right he was…

Because Misery has her own reasons to agree to this marriage of convenience, reasons that have nothing to do with politics or alliances, and everything to do with the only thing she's ever cared about. And she is willing to do whatever it takes to get back what’s hers, even if it means a life alone in Were territory… alone with the wolf.

My Thoughts: Well then. The rest of my reading round-up will be taking quite the turn from the high that was Rachel Gillig’s duology.

After Two Twisted Crowns, I fell into a bit of a reading slump. In an effort to escape it, I went to my local library and plucked 4 quick-read romance books off the shelf. This book was the first of the four.

And boy, it was a quick read, but a bit of a stinker.

I have a love-hate relationship with Ali Hazelwood’s books. A self-confirmed Reylo fanfiction writer from AO3, who turned to writing “original” contemporary romances and has found great success in recent years, her writing style unfortunately exemplifies everything I hate in fanfiction writing.

Too many pop culture references. Too many quirky, #relatable, millennial-cringe female characters. A writing style so drenched in cringey millennial humour, it feels like I’m reading a bad tumblr post rather than an actual book.

I read her debut novel, The Love Hypothesis, a few years ago completely blind to who Ali Hazelwood was, or the fact that it was originally her most popular Reylo fanfiction from AO3 — published after making some simple name changes. Even before knowing this, I thought the book was just okay at best.

But as an avid romance reader, I’ve been seeing Ali Hazelwood everywhere in the romance community since then. She has really been churning out book after book. So after seeing a full shelf at my local library of just her books, I decided to give her another chance and chose 2 of her new books at random.

And oh boy.

Bride is an omega(n)verse story — for those unaware, that’s werewolf romance. For once, this story is fully original from Ali Hazelwood and is not based on Reylo at all. However, it still suffers from the worst qualities of her bad fanfiction writing style.

Too many pop culture references? Check. Too many quirky, #relatable, millennial-cringe female characters? Check. A writing style so drenched in millennial humour, it feels like I’m reading a bad tumblr post rather than an actual book? Check.

Every character was either boring or annoyingly #quirky and #random. The oddly extensive world-building fell flat because it fell apart the minute you started asking more questions about it. The plot itself was juuuust interesting enough that I finished the book to see how it would all be resolved, but then the ending was lackluster.

Hilariously enough, the best written parts of the book were the sex scenes, and even those weren’t amazing. You’d think sex scenes that included the werewolf romance trope of knotting would be a little bit interesting! The two main characters didn’t really have strong chemistry, they just felt like two hot dolls that were being mashed together.

Also, your “edgy but relatably quirky” main character, who also is a vampire, is named MISERY? C’mon. I couldn’t take it seriously the entire book.

My Rating: 2 / 5

Not in Love by Ali Hazelwood

Not In Love

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Synopsis: A forbidden, secret affair proves that all’s fair in love and science.

Rue Siebert might not have it all, but she has enough: a few friends she can always count on, the financial stability she yearned for as a kid, and a successful career as a biotech engineer at Kline, one of the most promising start-ups in the field of food science. Her world is stable, pleasant, and hard-fought. Until a hostile takeover and its offensively attractive front man threatens to bring it all crumbling down.

Eli Killgore and his business partners want Kline, period. Eli has his own reasons for pushing this deal through — and he's a man who gets what he wants. With one burning exception: Rue. The woman he can't stop thinking about. The woman who's off-limits to him.

Torn between loyalty and an undeniable attraction, Rue and Eli throw caution out the lab and the boardroom windows. Their affair is secret, no-strings-attached, and has a built-in deadline: the day one of their companies will prevail. But the heart is risky business — one that plays for keeps.

My Thoughts: This book was the second of the four quick-read romances I picked up to cure my reading slump. It was also the second book in my self-imposed challenge of reading more Ali Hazelwood books to see if she improved from her mid debut novel.

This book was boring at best, and at worst, mildly infuriating.

This book was so clearly Ali Hazelwood’s attempt at writing a more “serious” romance, it was almost laughable. Goodbye, cringe millennial jokes, now we have characters who had troubled childhoods! And that’s all you need to make a well-developed character and a good serious romance, right?

Ugh.

I hated the main characters in this book. Rue, the main girl, is an attempt at writing a stoic and serious personality — but she has the personality of cardboard. Eli, the main guy, is an attempt at writing a charming guy who brings the main girl out of her shell — but he’s very weird and creepy. Their entire relationship was embarrassingly insta-lusty/insta-obsession, the fact that they fall in love at all feels non-sensical and out of left field. Their lack of chemistry, romantic or even platonic, was downright embarrassing. I’m supposed to believe that these two are giving each other dramatic love confessions at the end that they genuinely mean — but do they even like each other?! Are they even friends, or do they just like fucking each other’s bodies?!

The plot is also just boring and predictable. I barely have anything to say about the so-called rivalry between their companies, because it was all so non-consequential.

The only saving grace in this book were the sex scenes. Which made up maybe 80% of this book. Some of them were pretty hot, I think these were Ali Hazelwood’s best written sex scenes to date. If taken out of this book and slapped into another, I’d dare say that I may have enjoyed them.

But then I remember who the characters are and the story that they are in, or Ali Hazelwood throws in one of her cringey ass lines, and I remember that sometimes a book having decent sex scenes doesn’t mean it’s a good book. Despite what some people on BookTok would argue.

The fact that this novel has any accolades astonishes me.

My Rating: 1.5 / 5

A Merry Little Meet Cute by Sierra Simone & Julie Murphy

A Merry Little Meet Cute

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Synopsis: Bee Hobbes (AKA Bianca Von Honey) has a successful career as a plus-size adult film star. With a huge following and two supportive moms, Bee couldn’t ask for more. But when Bee’s favorite producer casts her to star in a Christmas movie he’s making for the squeaky-clean Hope Channel, Bee’s career is about to take a more family-friendly direction.

Forced to keep her work as Bianca under wraps, Bee quickly learns this is a task a lot easier said than done. Though it all becomes worthwhile when she discovers her co-star is none other than childhood crush Nolan Shaw, an ex-boy band member in desperate need of career rehab. Nolan’s promised his bulldog manager to keep it zipped up on set, and he will if it means he’ll be able to provide a more stable living situation for his sister and mom.

But things heat up quickly in Christmas Notch, Vermont, when Nolan recognizes his new co-star from her ClosedDoors account (oh yeah, he’s a member). Now Bee and Nolan are sneaking off for quickies on set, keeping their new relationship a secret from the Hope Channel’s execs. Things only get trickier when the reporter who torpedoed Nolan’s singing career comes snooping around — and takes an instant interest in mysterious newcomer Bee.

And if Bee and Nolan can’t keep their off-camera romance behind the scenes, then this merry little meet cute might end up on the cutting room floor.

My Thoughts: This book was the third of the four quick-read romances I picked up to cure my reading slump — mainly because it was the holiday season and this book was featured in a holiday romance display. This book also probably had the benefit of being read immediately after one of Ali Hazelwood’s worst books.

This book was a pretty cute read, despite its inherently steamy setting of the main character being a renowned porn star. I liked Bee and her funny narrative, which toed the line between being actually funny and being a bit millennial cringe (not on Ali Hazelwood’s level though, no one is that bad).

The plot was surprisingly entertaining — it was well-paced and read like your typical comedy movie. I actually enjoyed how romance tropes were used in this book as well, as they were pretty tongue-in-cheek. I also liked the variety of character dynamics that were shown between main character Bee and the people in her life — ranging from her porn director-turned-father figure, to her best friend, to her eccentric moms.

Despite all this, this book wasn’t a home-run for me. The many sex scenes were decent at best. The book got kind of boring in the middle, and the setting itself sometimes got a little too Hallmark-movie-cheesy.

Also, I didn’t really like the main guy Nolan. Unfortunately all of his grand romantic gestures and actions and words were undercut by the fact that he recognized Bee from her porn work and that was the basis of his obsession with her — he was a follower and long-time fan of her porn work.

The book tries extremely hard to show Nolan falling in love with Bee for who she is as a person, but unfortunately it doesn’t feel so romantic when the book comedically references that this guy admitted to obsessively jacking off to this girl before they met in person.

Though there are far greater sins in contemporary romance books today — I’m looking at you, every book by Colleen Hoover and Haunting Adeline!

My Rating: 2.5 / 5

A Holly Jolly Ever After by Sierra Simone & Julie Murphy

A Holly Holly Ever After

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from library

Synopsis: Kallum Lieberman is the funny one™. As the arguably lesser of the three former members of the boy band INK, he enjoyed his fifteen minutes of fame and then moved home where he opened a regional pizza chain called Slice, Slice, Baby! He’s living his best dad bod life, hooking up with bridesmaids at all his friends’ weddings. But after an old one-off sex tape is leaked and quickly goes viral, Kallum decides he’s ready to step into the spotlight again, starring in a sexy Santa biopic for the Hope Channel.

Winnie Baker did everything right. She married her childhood sweetheart, avoided the downfalls of adolescent stardom, and transitioned into a stable adult acting career. Hell, she even waited until marriage to have sex. But after her perfect life falls apart, Winnie is ready to redefine herself — and what better way than a steamy Christmas movie?

With decade-old Hollywood history between them, Winnie and Kallum are both feeling hesitant about their new situation as co-stars… especially Winnie who can’t seem to fake on-screen pleasure she’s never experienced in real life. She’s willing to do the pleasure research — for science and artistic authenticity, of course. And there’s no better research partner than her bridesmaid sex tape hall of fame costar, Kallum. But suddenly, Kallum’s teenage crush on Winnie is bubbling to the surface and Winnie might be catching feelings herself.

They say opposites attract, but is this holly jolly ever after really ready for its close-up?

My Thoughts: This book was the fourth and final book of the four quick-read romances I picked up to cure my reading slump — mainly because it was the sequel to the previous holiday romance I picked up.

So, yes. All four quick-read romances I picked up at the library to escape my reading slump were stinkers, yet they somehow successfully got me out of my reading slump regardless. Maybe out of spite.

Anywho, this book was not good.

I was surprised to find that in the first half, I was enjoying this book more than the first one. I liked the main character, Winnie, and found her more interesting due to her story of escaping the downfalls of childhood fame and breaking out of her deep roots in purity culture. The main guy, Kallum, was kind of annoying but overall a harmless love interest.

The sex scenes were pretty hot. I was relieved to find that the book didn’t lean into the disturbing and weirdly sexualized “innocent girl x experienced guy” romance trope, and instead framed it as being empowering for Winnie as she rejected her upbringing in purity culture and wanted to be true to herself and her (lust) feelings for Kallum.

This book sadly lost me in the second half.

The book quickly gets pretty boring, and at some points mildly infuriating as the main characters fall into the rightfully loathed miscommunication trope. Just talk to each other and it would resolve everything, you idiots!

Worst of all, this book commits my most loathed fanfiction sin in the second half — accidental pregnancy. You’re telling me this poor woman who is finally escaping her shitty marriage and the chains of her purity culture upbringing, gets knocked up accidentally by the first guy she hooks up with?! It was infuriating to read, even as Winnie frames it as a blessing in disguise since she always wanted a kid but had trouble conceiving in her shitty marriage. It reminded me of Lane Kim in Gilmore Girls — a female character getting just a taste of true freedom, before being shackled down with raising a kid after an accidental pregnancy. Infuriating.

Even as the book frames it as the baby being another source of liberation for Winnie, as she finally defies her conservative parents to raise the baby how she wants, it still wasn’t enough. The happy ending with her and Kallum getting back together after their inevitable third-act break-up to raise the baby together felt so ugh.

Definitely won’t be reading this book again.

My Rating: 2 / 5

Icebreaker by Hannah Grace

Icebreaker

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: (Unfortunately) Owned (before handing the curse off to Nick/Vivian)

Synopsis: Anastasia Allen has worked her entire life for a shot at Team USA. It looks like everything is going according to plan when she gets a full scholarship to the University of California, Maple Hills, and lands a place on their competitive figure skating team.

Nothing will stand in her way, not even the captain of the hockey team, Nate Hawkins.

Nate’s focus as team captain is on keeping his team on the ice. Which is tricky when a facilities mishap means they are forced to share a rink with the figure skating team — including Anastasia, who clearly can’t stand him.

But when Anastasia’s skating partner faces an uncertain future, she may have to look to Nate to take her shot.

Sparks fly, but Anastasia isn’t worried… because she could never like a hockey player, right?

My Thoughts: Well, well, well. You thought I was done reading shitty romances? I was too, until I decided to read this book before dropping it like a live grenade into our book club’s White Elephant book exchange.

Like Christ on the cross, I read these shitty ass romances to save you from their sins.

Icebreaker was one of the worst romances I’ve ever read. And let me just say, I was ready to be Icebreaker’s #1 defender. I genuinely tried liking this book, despite everything that I’d heard about it. However, liking this book proved to be impossible.

This book was way too long and way too much. It felt like I was just reading filler and filler instead of reading an actual story. Somehow there was simultaneously too much drama and ridiculous plot, while being incredibly boring.

I hated every single character in this book. Not one character was redeemable or, at minimum, likeable. I despised the main character Anastasia — I hated how the book tried to make her come off as charmingly grumpy and jaded, but she was just very annoying and unnecessarily mean. When she wasn’t actively pissing me off with her weirdly rude attitude or her braindead decision-making, she was boring me.

I hated how comically evil the main “villain” of the story, Aaron, was. You’re telling me that the book (through its narrative and its side characters) is constantly reminding me that wow, Anastasia goes to therapy, she is so smart and capable and #girlboss. Yet she doesn’t have a spine?! She lets her walking red flag of a skating partner Aaron treat her like shit and literally give her an eating disorder, but I’m supposed to believe this girl is extremely smart and capable?!

It boggles my mind how this book creates this insane paradox of Anastasia being constantly called (because this book tells everything instead of showing) strong-willed, capable, and strong, while she acts as Aaron’s personal doormat throughout the entire book. Until the last chapter when she has her #girlboss moment of standing up to him because he… assaults her?! Kisses her against her will?!

This book is insane. Every other character besides Anastasia and Aaron (including Nathan, the love interest) were either braindead parodies of the author’s idea of college-aged students, or the flattest background character imaginable.

The plot (if you can call it that) of this book was extremely boring, verging on non-existent. Every problem that Anastasia faced was infuriatingly self-imposed. The “enemies to lovers” nature of Anastasia and Nathan’s relationship was a poor excuse at trying to create a semblance of chemistry between them. Their entire relationship was so embarrassingly insta-love/insta-obsession — can anyone tell me what they actually like about each other?! Aside from fucking each other’s bodies?!

Overall, nothing happens in this book despite it being so fucking long. And on top of everything, this author felt like she was in competition with Ali Hazelwood on who could have the worst millennial-cringe style of bad fanfiction writing.

Could it get much worse than this?

My Rating: 1 / 5

The Christmas Tree Farm by Laurie Gilmore

The Christmas Tree Farm

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned (before being promptly returned/exchanged for a better book at the bookstore)

Synopsis: Kira North hates Christmas. Which is unfortunate since she just bought a Christmas tree farm in a town that’s too cute for its own good.

Bennett Ellis is on vacation in Dream Harbor taking a break from his life in California. And most importantly, taking a break from his latest run of disastrous dates.

After a run in with Kira in her fields, Ben has no intention of offering to help the grumpy owner set up her tree farm, despite the fact she’s clearly got no idea what she’s doing.

Kira knows she should stop being so stubborn, but her farm is not all cute and cozy like people always show on social media, it’s borderline dangerous with no heating, and she’d rather no one saw it.

But somehow fate finds Ben at Kira’s farm once more, and as Kira watches him swing an ax at the first tree, she finds herself appreciating his strength and questionning why she refused help in the first place…

My Thoughts: Turns out, it can get much worse! Behold, I somehow found a book worse than Icebreaker!

I received this book in my traditional pile of books I get from my mom every Christmas. She said, and I quote, “This book is super popular at work [Chapters Indigo] right now, everyone’s buying it. I think it’s a TikTok book?”

That should have been my first warning.

I like to think that I have a very high tolerance for bad books. I always finish a book, no matter how bad it is, mainly out of stubborn spite or wanting to know how it ends despite it all.

This book is the 2nd book that, in recent memory, I purposefully did not finish because I just couldn’t take it anymore. (For curious readers: the 1st book I can remember DNFing was Three Holidays and a Wedding, by Uzma Jalaluddin & Marissa Stapley).

There was literally nothing redeemable about this book. At least Icebreaker has a couple hot sex scenes. Even the sex scenes in this book were horribly written.

This book felt like an A.I. was fed every Ali Hazelwood book along with every other shitty BookTok romance, then shit this out.

Every character was simultaneously insufferable and unmemorable, the plot was horribly predictable and boring while being annoyingly unrealistic, the so-called romantic chemistry was non-existent.

Just like Anastasia from Icebreaker, Kira was supposed to be charmingly grumpy but ended up being annoying and unnecessarily mean. The main character Bennett (not Montgomery) had an insufferable hero complex — he’s written like we’re supposed to think he’s so sweet, but the way he constantly let people walk all over him was pathetic and unbelievable. The “love at first sight” nature of their relationship was so unrealistic and forced, I couldn’t take it anymore.

The storyline proved to be so bland and so boring, that I ended up skipping the majority of the middle of the book. I think I got about 40% into the book, before I grumpily flipped ahead to the 95% mark to just read the ending. And guess what happened? The story read as if I didn’t skip anything at all. That’s how repetitive, bland, and boring the story was — I was able to skip ahead and read the ending without feeling like I missed anything significant.

Insanity.

Thank goodness I was able to exchange this book for something better at Chapters, or else you would have seen me use it as kindling at Nick’s next bonfire.

I may have trolled my friends by dropping Icebreaker into our White Elephant gift exchange, but this book? I’m not that bad of a person.

My Rating: 0 / 5

In Conclusion…

Now that I’m done hating (for now) — I’m happy to share that I crushed my reading goal for 2024! Woohoo! I’m honestly really proud of myself, this is the first time I’ve beat my reading goal since before university (I was lucky if I read 5 books for pleasure during the academic year). I can’t wait to see what I read in 2025.

Storygraph

Final Notes

Something you should know about me, dear reader, is that sometimes I thrive on hating. Call me a glutton for punishment. After all, how am I supposed to denounce these shitty BookTok romance books in good faith, by saying “I read people online saying they are bad”? No, let me hit the primary source.

I’ve been greatly inspired by WithCindy and her book roasts on Youtube, highly recommend if you enjoyed this hateful reading round-up and want to hear more hating.

Keep an eye out, for in my following reading round-ups, I may have more hate reviews coming your way. More Ali Hazelwood? More from the Icebreaker universe (yup, there’s more books set in the Icebreaker universe)? Or something entirely new and shitty? Only time will tell.

This has been Kaitlyn's Reading Round-Up, signing off!

Thank you to the ever-lovely Elisa and Edna for inspiring me to write this ❤

I'm writing this intro on Thursday August 1st — I just finished reading my 11th book of 2024. As I was walking to the Newmarket Public Library to return my book (go support your local library NOW), I couldn't help but feel a little burst of happiness and pride in my chest.

In 2023, I set a personal goal on my StoryGraph account to read 12 books within the year — 1 book each month. Sounds easy, right? I finished 2023 with 10 books read, and I just barely made it to that 10th book.

Now, a little over half way through 2024, and I've read more books than I read in the entirety of 2023. Lets go! Woohoo! What a return to form!

Anywho, as I continue my goal to get back into regular reading, I've decided to share my thoughts on my reads with you — via the trusted format of the Reading Round-Up.

So here we go!

Reading Stats for January to June 2024

  • Total Books Read: 10
  • Reading Mediums: 9 physical books, 1 online
  • Books Owned vs. Borrowed: 6 books owned, 2 books borrowed from friends, 1 book borrowed from library, 1 book read for free online

Stories of Your Life and Others by Ted Chiang

Stories of Your Life and Others

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: What if men built a tower from Earth to Heaven-and broke through to Heaven's other side? What if we discovered that the fundamentals of mathematics were arbitrary and inconsistent? What if there were a science of naming things that calls life into being from inanimate matter? What if exposure to an alien language forever changed our perception of time? What if all the beliefs of fundamentalist Christianity were literally true, and the sight of sinners being swallowed into fiery pits were a routine event on city streets? These are the kinds of outrageous questions posed by the stories of Ted Chiang. Stories of your life... and others.

My Thoughts: Recommended to me by Noah and Elisa, I was looking forward to reading this collection of sci-fi short stories. I hadn't read much sci-fi (readers will know that I have a bit of a reputation of being a serial romance reader), so this felt like a good introduction into the genre. The fact that it was a collection of short stories was also appealing to me at the time, as I was struggling to get out of a bad reading slump.

I have to say, I am definitely interested in reading more science fiction now. Each one of Ted Chiang’s short stories is wonderfully unique, tonally diverse, and moving in different ways. I’m honestly impressed that Ted Chiang wrote all of these short stories, since each one feels like it could have been penned by different authors with different writing styles, beliefs, interests, etc.

Here are my quick thoughts on each short story:

Tower of Babylon (4 / 5) — An incredibly well-written retelling of the construction and journey up the tower of Babylon. I thoroughly enjoyed the writing style and the voice of the main character. Such a great introduction into Ted Chiang’s work.

Understand (5 / 5) — This story reminded me of Flowers for Algernon in the best way (one of the few sci-fi stories I've read before, I love it). I’m a sucker for stories about a main character who is gaining superhuman levels of intelligence and losing themselves mentally as a result, and the writing style reflects that. Definitely one of my favourite stories in this collection.

Division by Zero (2 / 5) — Found myself kind of skimming through this one. Didn't find it too interesting or memorable.

Story of Your Life (4 / 5) — The story that inspired the film Arrival ! Reading this made me appreciate how well the film captured just how mind-bendy the whole concept is. Very well executed, very well-written.

Seventy-Two Letters (5 / 5) — LOVED the Victorian-England-but-steampunk setting in this story! Also loved the concept of golems and how they would be used in this alternate universe. Great pacing and tension throughout the plot, I was engaged throughout the entire story. Definitely one of my favourite stories in this collection.

The Evolution of Human Science (2 / 5) — Extremely short and I'm not gonna lie, I barely remember what it was about. Not very interesting or memorable, especially considering that the story before and the story after it were such bangers.

Hell Is The Absence of God (5 / 5) — THIS BANGER. My #1 favourite story in this collection! WOW. Set in a world where God, Heaven, Hell, souls, miracles, and angels actually exist / are universally known, this story explores how actually devastating this world would be. Imagine, you could see a loved one suffering in hell if you look down at the right spot?! You could know people who have lost their eyes (or worse...) due to accidentally seeing an angel?! Insanity. The collateral damage described during an angel's visitation, wow... So incredibly well-written — it was one of those stories that are so good, you lose yourself a little bit when it's over. If you want to read any of Ted Chiang's works or just dip your toe into sci-fi short stories, I cannot recommend Hell Is The Absence of God enough.

Liking What You See: A Documentary (4 / 5) — I liked the documentary script format of this story, as well as its exploration into themes of society's (kind of fucked up) relationship with physical beauty and our perception of others/ourselves. A very good story, but a little underwhelming to be the last story in the collection.

My personal ranking of Ted Chiang's short stories in Stories of Your Life and Others :

  1. Hell Is The Absence of God
  2. Understand
  3. Seventy-Two Letters
  4. Tower of Babylon
  5. Story of Your Life
  6. Liking What You See: A Documentary
  7. Division by Zero
  8. The Evolution of Human Science

My (Overall) Rating: 4 / 5

You, Again by Kate Goldbeck

You, Again

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: When Ari and Josh first meet, the wrong kind of sparks fly. They hate each other. Instantly.

A free-spirited, struggling comedian who likes to keep things casual, Ari sublets, takes gigs, and she never sleeps over after hooking up. Born-and-bred Manhattanite Josh has ambitious plans: Take the culinary world by storm, find The One, and make her breakfast in his spotless kitchen. They have absolutely nothing in common... except that they happen to be sleeping with the same woman.

Ari and Josh never expect their paths to cross again. But years later, as they're both reeling from ego-bruising breakups, a chance encounter leads to a surprising connection: friendship. Turns out, spending time with your former nemesis is fun when you're too sad to hate each other — and too sad for hate sex.

As friends-without-benefits, they find comfort in late-night Netflix binges, swiping through each other's online dating profiles, and bickering across boroughs. It's better than romance. Until one night, the unspoken boundaries of their platonic relationship begin to blur...

My Thoughts: Before I go on, yes... This book was originally Reylo fanfiction... Shut up! I didn't know until I finished the book, leave me alone! Anyways...

I will admit that I did tear through this book. I'm a fan of romances that take place over the span of years, which this book does quite well. The premise / introduction was hilarious and very “classic rom-com” — they meet because they're both sleeping with the same woman?! C'mon, that's funny.

I really enjoyed how Ari and Josh's friendship was developed, and how it slowly became romantic. It felt realistic, or as realistic as a rom-com could be. I loved the way New York City was described throughout the story as well: Obviously romanticized, I know, but it felt cozy — like the New York City we know and love from You've Got Mail (1998) and When Harry Met Sally (1989).

The sex scenes... I admit, they were hot as hell. They also felt earned, the story didn't rush into them, which I appreciate.

The third act conflict that happens in every romance — you know, the one that forces them to separate for a bit before they inevitably get back together — didn't feel completely forced either. It made sense, it sounded like something I would hear a friend go through. The only thing that annoyed me was the main girl Ari's logic / reasoning towards the end of the book. Ari's character was kind of all over the place, but especially towards the end. The ending made me roll my eyes a bit, but it was still satisfactory enough that it didn't ruin the whole story for me. However, for that kinda awkward ending and Ari's character being a bit annoying towards the end, I did remove a star from my final rating.

My Rating: 4 / 5

Roaming by Jillian Tamaki & Mariko Tamaki

Roaming

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from my friend Nick

Synopsis: Spring break, 2009. High school best friends Zoe and Dani are now freshman college students, meeting in a place they’ve wanted to visit forever: New York City. Tagging along is Dani’s classmate Fiona, a mercurial art student with an opinion on everything. Together, the three cram in as much of the city as possible, gleefully falling into tourist traps, pondering so-called great works of art, sidestepping creeps, and eating lots and lots of pizza (folded in half, of course).

My Thoughts: WOW this graphic novel has such beautiful artwork! Such simplistic yet gorgeous colouring, I loved the orange and purple tones that were used throughout the book. There were full pages that I would just stare at without reading anything, just admiring the artwork — the sign of a high quality graphic novel.

Plot-wise, I enjoyed this story. It was a sweet, slice-of-life story about 3 friends (well, 2 friends and some bitch, more on that in a second) exploring New York City for the first time together. I loved the way New York City was depicted as well, it felt as grand and wonderful (and a little bit seedy but still cool) as these sweet characters were seeing it.

The third character in this story, Fiona, caused the majority of the conflict in this book. At the end of the book, I guess I was supposed to empathize with her... but SIKE, I hated this bitch! You want me to feel bad for her? She was so horrible to Zoe and Dani, and nearly ruined their trip! Fuck her!

I guess this book did a good job at making me feel defensive for Zoe and Dani, so kudos to the authors there. However, if you were trying to make me feel bad for this Fiona bitch — valiant effort, but not this time.

My Rating: 3.5 / 5

Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton

Ducks

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Borrowed from my friend Nick

Synopsis: Before there was Kate Beaton, New York Times bestselling cartoonist of Hark! A Vagrant, there was Katie Beaton of the Cape Breton Beatons, specifically Mabou — a tight-knit seaside community where the lobster is as abundant as beaches, fiddles, and Gaelic folk songs. With the singular goal of paying off her student loans, Katie heads out west to take advantage of Alberta’s oil rush — part of the long tradition of East Coasters who seek gainful employment elsewhere when they can’t find it in the homeland they love so much. Katie encounters the harsh reality of life in the oil sands, where trauma is an everyday occurrence yet is never discussed.

My Thoughts: Wow. Wow wow wow wow wow. If I could only recommend one graphic novel to everyone, it would be this one. Wow.

Ducks is a phenomenal autobiography by Kate Beaton. Her art style is remarkable, striking a wonderful balance between coyly simplistic and stunningly detailed. She really did capture the Albertan landscape so well.

Cut off from the rest of civilization, Beaton depicts oil sands workers as an insular community — lonely, part of a misogynistic boys' club, often depressed but unable/unwilling to talk about mental health. Beaton showcases this world in which loneliness drives many men to behaviours they wouldn't even consider in their “real lives” back at home. Harassment and sexual assault are either considered normal or brushed under the rug while working at the oil sands — trigger warning there for potential readers.

Beaton worked at the oil sands for two years, and she makes the scars that the experience left on her clear. Her artwork being in all shades of grey really adds to the environment's dreary feel.

Beaton also touches on the environmental impact of the oil sands, but her focus is primarily on the human impact of living in such extreme isolation and being expendable... all to make a decent wage.

The ending really left its mark on me — it's wonderfully done. Highly, highly recommend.

My Rating: 5 / 5

Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton

Hark A Vagrant

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: Hark! A Vagrant is an uproarious romp through history and literature seen through the sharp, contemporary lens of New Yorker cartoonist and comics sensation Kate Beaton. No era or tome emerges unscathed as Beaton rightly skewers the Western world’s revolutionaries, leaders, sycophants, and suffragists while equally honing her wit on the hapless heroes, heroines, and villains of the best-loved fiction.

My Thoughts: I needed something a little bit more lighthearted after Ducks, and I was very curious about Kate Beaton's past work, so I picked up this anthology of her funny comics!

Kate Beaton has great comedic timing, it's seriously an impressive skill to have as a comics artist. I deeply admire her art style — it's so distinct, it's loose and light but she is such a master at facial expressions.

This was a quick, lighthearted read — while a couple of the comics fell a bit flat for me, it was overall a fun and funny collection.

My Rating: 3.5 / 5

Dune by Frank Herbert

Dune

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Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

Dune Messiah

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Funny Story by Emily Henry

Funny Story

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: Daphne always loved the way her fiancé Peter told their story. How they met (on a blustery day), fell in love (over an errant hat), and moved back to his lakeside hometown to begin their life together. He really was good at telling it... Right up until the moment he realized he was actually in love with his childhood best friend Petra.

Which is how Daphne begins her new story: Stranded in beautiful Waning Bay, Michigan, without friends or family but with a dream job as a children’s librarian (that barely pays the bills), and proposing to be roommates with the only person who could possibly understand her predicament: Petra’s ex, Miles Nowak.

Scruffy and chaotic — with a penchant for taking solace in the sounds of heart break love ballads — Miles is exactly the opposite of practical, buttoned up Daphne, whose coworkers know so little about her they have a running bet that she’s either FBI or in witness protection. The roommates mainly avoid one another, until one day, while drowning their sorrows, they form a tenuous friendship and a plan. If said plan also involves posting deliberately misleading photos of their summer adventures together, well, who could blame them?

But it’s all just for show, of course, because there’s no way Daphne would actually start her new chapter by falling in love with her ex-fiancé’s new fiancée’s ex... Right?

My Thoughts: Oh, Emily Henry, the woman that you are. Readers may know (and if you don't yet, take note) — Emily Henry is my all-time favourite romance writer. Everything she touches turns to romance gold. I cannot recommend her books enough.

I adored Funny Story — I read it all within 48 hours. Each and every character felt real and unique, she has such a talent for writing realistic yet lovable characters.

The plot was fun and well-paced, the main couple's chemistry was great (I had a crush on Miles too), the sex scenes were hot yet sweet, the environment / town descriptions were so cozy, I just loved everything about this book. Definitely another comfort read that I am very happy to add to the Emily Henry section of my bookshelf.

In case you are curious, my current personal ranking for Emily Henry's books are:

(Note, these are all very close in ranking and are all 5 / 5 for me)

  1. People We Meet On Vacation
  2. Book Lovers
  3. Beach Read
  4. Funny Story
  5. Happy Place

My Rating: 5 / 5

Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett

Emily Wilde

Reading Medium: Physical

Owned vs. Borrowed: Owned

Synopsis: Cambridge professor Emily Wilde is good at many things: She is the foremost expert on the study of faeries. She is a genius scholar and a meticulous researcher who is writing the world's first encyclopaedia of faerie lore. But Emily Wilde is not good at people. She could never make small talk at a party — or even get invited to one. And she prefers the company of her books, her dog, Shadow, and the Fair Folk to other people.

So when she arrives in the hardscrabble village of Hrafnsvik, Emily has no intention of befriending the gruff townsfolk. Nor does she care to spend time with another new arrival: her dashing and insufferably handsome academic rival Wendell Bambleby, who manages to charm the townsfolk, get in the middle of Emily's research, and utterly confound and frustrate her.

But as Emily gets closer and closer to uncovering the secrets of the Hidden Ones — the most elusive of all faeries — lurking in the shadowy forest outside the town, she also finds herself on the trail of another mystery: Who is Wendell Bambleby, and what does he really want? To find the answer, she'll have to unlock the greatest mystery of all — her own heart.

My Thoughts: Oh, how I adored this book! Emily Wilde masterfully toes the line between cozy fantasy and dark fantasy — it's wonderful. Heather Fawcett's writing style is addictive, the chosen formatting of journal entries that fall somewhere between academic and personal was so much fun.

The world-building was immaculate. I loved delving into the extensive lore of the faeries, as well as meeting the townsfolk alongside Emily Wilde.

I really loved Emily Wilde and Wendell Bambleby as characters as well — I laughed out loud whenever Wendell “stole Emily's journal to write his own entries” and we got his perspective. It was so clever and fun. I was charmed by Wendell, but I was so impressed by Emily. It is rare to find a character in a fantasy world that relies on her wits rather than her strength to get out of a tricky situation. Seeing Emily Wilde outsmart her way out of faerie trickery, rather than waving a sword around and punching faeries in the face, was incredibly satisfying. It also made so much sense for her character — of course an expert on faeries would be this remarkably clever!

I loved this book. I highly recommend if you are looking for a good fantasy read. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on the sequel, Emily Wilde's Map of the Otherlands, in my next Reading Round-Up!

My Rating: 5 / 5

Delicious in Dungeon (AKA Dungeon Meshi) by Ryoko Kui

Delicious in Dungeon

Reading Medium: Online via MangaDex

Owned vs. Borrowed: Read for free online

Synopsis: When young adventurer Laios and his company are attacked and soundly thrashed by a dragon deep in a dungeon, the party loses all its money and provisions... and a member! They're eager to go back and save her, but there is just one problem: If they set out with no food or coin to speak of, they're sure to starve on the way! But Laios comes up with a brilliant idea: “Let's eat the monsters!” Slimes, basilisks, and even dragons... None are safe from the appetites of these dungeon-crawling gourmands!

My Thoughts: Wow! Dungeon Meshi!

Honestly, I loved this manga. I haven't read a manga this good since Fullmetal Alchemist — which is high praise, considering that Fullmetal Alchemist is one of my all-time favourite stories in general.

I will never get over Ryoko Kui's artistic skills and character design, because WOW. No one's out here doing character design like Ryoko Kui. She has the opposite of Same Face Syndrome — every single character had such a refreshing, unique design. Even down to their noses, no character had the same nose! As an artist, I am on my knees in awe over her character design.

On top of her character design, her artwork throughout the manga was just stunning. Some of my favourite panels were in the Griffin chapter — there were so many times I would just stop reading and zoom into random details in her artwork to admire them. She's gotta be one of the best manga/comics artists out there right now, wow.

In terms of plot, I thoroughly enjoyed Dungeon Meshi. I fell in love with each character — especially Marcille, who is so literally me it's insane. The plot was so unique, the world-building was phenomenal, the ending had me smiling so much it hurt.

If you're looking to get into manga, or if you're looking for your next manga to read, I highly recommend Delicious in Dungeon.

My Rating: 5 / 5

This has been Kaitlyn's first Reading Round-Up (yay!), signing off!

In September 2022, I signed up for beginner's knitting classes at Unwind Yarn House, a local yarn shop in Newmarket that I highly recommend to my fellow crafters and artsy folk — after all, we might as well support a small business while spending obscene amounts of money on our crafts!

I adored my knitting classes. My knitting teacher, Cathy, was incredible — she was patient and thorough, she would take the time to sit with me and walk me through each step until I understood it completely. The minute I saw that first tiny scarf forming on my knitting needles, I was hooked. So hooked, in fact, that I immediately signed up for the follow-up knitting classes that Cathy was teaching called “My First Hat”.

To say the least, I was very ambitious. I was still a knitting novice. I just learned how to knit and purl, and I threw myself into a class that involved learning how to use circular needles, double-pointed needles, and do decreases. So before I go any further, I must emphasize: I would not have been able to make my first knit hat without Cathy and the Unwind team. Cathy's classes as well as the extra hours that she and the Unwind team let me sit in their store to ask questions and get hands-on help were completely invaluable, I cannot thank them enough. They truly turned me into a knitter!

In Cathy's “My First Hat” knitting classes, we used the “Keep Me Warm” knit hat pattern (it's free to download if you're interested!). I loved this pattern. Once I learned the knitting lingo and shorthand, the instructions were quite clear and concise. Though this pattern uses only knit and purl stitches, I struggle to call it beginner-friendly. It is written almost entirely in knitting shorthand, and the process gets complicated towards the end once you need to start using the double-pointed needles, when the hat ties off at its peak. Thankfully, I had Cathy basically holding my hand throughout that part of the process! I don't think I would have been able to complete this pattern without the in-person guidance.

I'm definitely going to use this pattern again to make myself a new winter hat (as my 1st knit hat ended up being my anniversary gift for Noah <3). While following this pattern, I discovered that I love using circular knitting needles, perhaps even moreso than straight knitting needles (is this a controversial take?!). Seeing the hat slowly come together was incredibly satisfying overall — seeing the final product take shape as you work is an aspect that I love in all crafts!

Knitting Progress Photo 1 My progress after the first “My First Hat” knitting class

Knitting Progress Photo 2 That night after the first class, I tried to continue following the pattern on my own — I was able to successfully add the red yarn; however, I did my stitches in the wrong order (purl-knit-purl instead of knit-purl-knit) and had to take them out/re-do them in the next class

Knitting Progress Photo 3 My progress after the second “My First Hat” knitting class, with the sample hat to inspire us!

Knitting Progress Photo 4 My progress a few days later! I got into the habit of listening to a podcast or watching my friends stream on discord while knitting — it became quite a relaxing bedtime routine

Knitting Progress Photo 5 Watching Noah stream Wolfenstein on discord while secretly knitting my anniversary gift for him! Also, I successfully added the blue yarn! Now you can see my vision for the hat coming together — a navy blue knit hat, with a white rim and red stripe...

Knitting Progress Photo 6 I was just admiring my even stitches here ngl

Knitting Progress Photo 7 I finished the rim of the hat! Transitioning from the knit-purl-knit stitch rim to the purely knit stitch body of the hat was incredibly satisfying

Knitting Progress Photo 8 I really got into the rhythm of knit stitching, my progress was speeding up!

Knitting Progress Photo 9 The “My First Hat” classes were over so I took advantage of Unwind Yarn House's free drop-in “Stitch Clinics”. Their Stitch Clinics are basically mornings when Cathy is in store and ready to help anyone with any knitting project that they're having trouble with. Yeah, she's that crazy skilled. I went to 2 Stitch Clinics to get Cathy's help with finishing the hat. Pictured above is my progress during the second Stitch Clinic I went to — so close to being done!

Knitting Progress Photo 10 Aaaand I did it! I made my first knit hat! Once again, could not have done it without Cathy and the Unwind team. Seriously, I used their in-store pom maker to make the pom that tied the whole hat together

Knitting Progress Photo 11 Proudly modelling my creation before wrapping it for Noah <3

I could not be happier with how my learning experience with knitting has gone. Those beginner's knitting classes at Unwind and Cathy's incredible teaching were the best way I could have been introduced to this wonderful new craft in my life — I can't wait to see what I can make next! Perhaps another hat, maybe one for myself? Or a scarf? Or will I be ridiculously ambitious again and try to make something that I never thought I could? We'll just have to wait and see.

Thank you for reading my inaugural article for Kaitlyn's Craft Corner. If you cannot tell, crafts are a great passion of mine. I find the making process to be incredibly therapeutic. Nothing is more fulfilling than seeing the end product for the first time, and nothing is more heartwarming than being able to gift one of my crafts to someone. I eagerly look forward to learning new crafts as well as honing my skills in crafts I already know — and I can't wait to take you along for the journey.

This has been Kaitlyn’s Craft Corner, signing off!